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Doctor’s Orders

December 11th, 2007 · 1 Comment

I went to see an oral surgeon today about my cracked tooth and something struck me. After all the paperwork I filled out in the waiting room they were holding on to a very important paper when I saw the Dr… in the patients chair no less. It was a waiver. I had to initial stating that I understood that other complexities could arise from the surgical procedure. Such as the possibility of chipping other teeth, causing a lasting numbness in my lip, bleeding and swelling of my gums and potential child birth defects… The last one I made up but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was. I signed off on them all. What else can I do if I wanted my tooth extracted?

That got me thinking… Could I give my clients a contract to initialize so they know the potential damage that might occur?

  • May cause media management nightmare if too many editors are working on the project
  • Not responsible for making your message sound cheesy
  • May cause you to add 10 lbs without gaining weight
  • Leopard may bite me while I edit and crash my G5
  • Not responsible for people laughing behind your back
  • If you don’t pay, all of this video will be edited with fart sounds and posted on youtube

What are some of your waivers you would put in a contract?

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Tags: Personal

1 response so far ↓

  • 1 GroovyBrent // Dec 18, 2007 at 12:48 am

    One thing we put in our contracts:
    A note on DVD duplication: Due to the limitations of duplication technology, between 2% to 5% of consumer DVD players may not be able to read DVDs duplicated by Groovy Like a Movie or any other duplication source.

    To guarantee 100% reliability, DVDs must be replicated from a glass master. This process IS NOT within the scope of this project.

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